Overheard in the classroom after school. Pickle is waiting for me to finish my prep and there is a five year old still waiting for her Mummy.
Five year old wants entertaining, Pickle wants Mummy to vacate the computer so he can surf.
Five Year Old: 'Can we play cats?'
Pickle: 'Well, I'd love to the only problem is I'm allergic to cats. So, no thanks.'