Listening - that thing you do while you're waiting for your turn to speak

I don't think my kids are listening too well in school.

Yesterday Poppet's barnet was going crazy and she moaned 'My hair's full of plastic electricity!'

Pickle then told us how his science teacher was talking about how its possible to wiggle your pelvis and asked if anyone would like to demonstrate. Pickle expressed his total shock saying 'I didn't want anyone to see my willy!'

Uh, that's penis, my love, not pelvis.